DAMN EIGHT-YEAR OLDS.

Get off my Internets. You are not cool. You are not macho. You are not this guy. You’re not even a full-time human yet. Stop acting tough, stop swearing, get the hell off the Internets, and go back to the crib where you belong. Come back in seven to ten years, when you are actually knowlegable to use the internet. AND STOP USING XBOX LIVE. GOOD GOD I’M SICK OF HEARING YOUR PREPUBESCENT SCREAMING EVERY TIME I PLUG IN A HEADSET.

 

Thank you.

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