Archive for July, 2009

Dow Jones

Posted in Uncategorized on 07/23/2009 by Christopher Balcer

It’s finally going in an upwards direction. Only twenty more points, as of this posting, and it will be…

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!

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IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!

XBAWX GET!

Posted in Uncategorized on 07/22/2009 by Christopher Balcer

Got my 360 back, friggin finally. Oh well, it’s completely free, and it came with a free month of Xbox live, which is awesome.

“Don’t Taze Me, Bro!”

Posted in Uncategorized on 07/21/2009 by Christopher Balcer

Just looking up Tazer-related incidents, and I find that a startling amount of people are complaining about Tazers and the police force. There are also quite a few anti-tazer groups out there… but I find a startling lack of PRO-Tazer groups. Which is kind of stupid, you know? All right, you don’t like Tazers? Fine, we’ll go back to Billy clubs and 9’s, you idiots. Which would you rather recieve, a Tazing, or a beating and a gunshot wound? If people thought before they spoke, the world would have no problems.

Oh look, the sun.

Posted in Uncategorized on 07/20/2009 by Christopher Balcer

Hopefully, the sun will be itself today, and not the burning orb of fiery death I remember it being last summer. Anyone else think that summer was insanely hot? I mean, I have a very high heat tolerance (my excuse for wearing sweatshirts and long-sleeved shirts all the time), but DAMN was it hot. Seriously.

BREAKING NEWS!

Posted in Uncategorized on 07/19/2009 by Christopher Balcer

Okay, apologies in advance for the double post, but here’s some news for you devoted followers, brought to you before *ANYONE* else, I guarantee-

Apparently, at some time last night, a couple of chuckleheads thought it would be a good idea to go boating. Well, little did they know that fog impairs your vision, and night does as well. They managed to run their little ship up on the rocks- despite the neon green warning post. So now they’re high and dry, and there’s a Coast Guard ship milling around, unable to do anything until the tide comes in. Now, the Internet tells us “PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN”, correct? Well, I just so happen to have these pictures for you, my devoted readers. Again, before anybody else told you, I did. I personally guarantee it.

Mornings need to show up later.

Posted in Uncategorized on 07/19/2009 by Christopher Balcer

I’m up at 6:10, and I had forgotten what getting up in the morning was like. It’s the opposite of fun. And I’m going to have to do this every single day (with the exception of weekends) in not too long. It’s almost enough to make one cry. I really don’t want to go back to school. But what I want doesn’t affect anything. It usually doesn’t. But whatever! Enough of that.

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Posted in Uncategorized on 07/18/2009 by Christopher Balcer

Never mind, the party’s today, at least it is if it stops raining. It’s been raining like crazy for the past two months. Kind of weird, but whatever. Not much else to say.